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A big titted anime girl named Moemoeco reclines in a hot spring, beckoning you to join her……. “Greetings, big brother……” she moans to you fuckingly……


"Is this really happening?" thought Dr. Steve Brule. "A real life hrentai?"



  1. Disney didn’t kill the EU.
  2. The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.
  3. Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.

Get to know these facts.

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.


"It’s summer I got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fuckin party"


(Source: ericpclapton)

5 days ago
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me: I should go shower now

(five minutes later)

(another five minutes later)

(yet another five minutes later)

(more five minute intervals)

someone: (goes into the bathroom)

me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

6 days ago
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+ my entire summer

$1000 laptop
$100 pre-amp
$75 midi keyboard
$.10 earbuds no wonder why my music always sounds like a garbage truck

(Source: isssabeau)







#cleopatra with the nose knocked off. I wonder if people still think she was European like the movies betray…

I still think it’s one of the most desperate things whites have done to blacks and to black history. The disrespect is outrageous. They came to our country and mentally could not fathom how these black civilizations could be so great. They literally rode through our lands and shot the noses off of our statues. Why? So that the statues would no longer resemble the African people and they could LIE about the origins of Egypt and countless other civilizations. It was a widespread practice. It’s why statues of Pharaoh’s and their wives have no noses. It’s why the Sphinx has no nose. When I was in middle and high school, we were taught that the noses had fell off due to time and poor craftsmanship! They have literally tried to teach us that our ancestors were shitty builders of noses just to hide their malicious destruction of our heritage. European fears of African peoples had to come from somewhere. I want to know what part of the history is missing. There’s something that they don’t want to be told.

The shade is real

i was taught that the noses fell off as well and actually continued to believe this. in retrospect this makes no sense, considering greek/roman statues pretty much always have intact noses whereas egyptian ones are always conveniently missing theirs. thank you for pointing this out to me, i hadn’t even made that connection until now.

The bolded was me too and I am seriously embarrassed that I never even thought about how that could be false.

Damnnn. I hate myself for not realizing this.

    I hate myself even more, since I know the ancient Egyptians created their sculptural works with the idea of permanence in mind. They were literally built to last throughout the afterlife. Notice how the majority of their monumental sculpture is stone-bound, without any protruding elements or breakable appendages. That’s because many of these sculptures were intended to house the life-force (Ka) of those they portrayed. Of their favorite materials were basalt and diorite, both extremely hard stones that were incredibly difficult to carve. Meaning a nose just doesn’t “fall off” because of “poor craftsmanship,” you would literally have to take a hammer to it. Fuckers.

i used to eat paper bags because the sound of them crinkling tasted good,
hence i thought the bag itself would taste good.

1 week ago
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Video game characters are becoming hotter than real people

1 week ago
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Watch the first official full length trailer for Disney’s Big Hero 6 now!

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this video should come with instructions

(Source: buttsext)

1 week ago
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Iconic Disney characters gender bended.

Ariel, Cruella, Maleficent, Pocahantas, Elsa, Ursula, Aurora, and Snow White as guys. Hades and Jack Frost as girls. 


Hot Damn



it got better

"If you wish to make a waffle from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

(Source: hellascience)

1 week ago
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