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shipinfar: … you’re probably gonna hate me, but i really don’t get the big deal about either of the two. i didn’t think either of the toy story movies were all that, and i don’t care if i see the 3rd. i’ll see if friends want to, but i’m not gonna be like, “hey ya wanna see toy story 3?” and… D: It’s alright, not everyone has to be into the same thing. While the TS or HP...

Jun 29th

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I can't wait

to watch Deathly Hallows with my NYU friends. But I feel really nauseous that it’s coming to an end. First Toy Story, now Harry Potter? My youth is being measured by ah-mazing forms of media.

Jun 29th

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Jun 29th

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Let's be honest with ourselves here.

Tomorrow is going to be a fucking disaster. College orientation. I’m probably going to end up with a biochemist-computer engineer’s schedule because God hates me.

Jun 28th

Done with Wuthering Heights S2

Jun 28th

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Jun 28th

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Watch

Grandpa-pa-pa-pa poker face.

Jun 28th

Listening to the DVD menu of Plastic Beach is extraordinarily relaxing.

Jun 28th

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Jun 27th

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Jun 27th

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sleeping giant: STORY TIME. →

today, me and my parents decided to clean our their room so i’m like omg cool because we found old pictures and all my baby stuff so then there was a bag and it had video tapes in it and i looked at them and the title of it was “A DREAM CUM TRUE” and i’m like oh lawd. then my mom was like… your parents »> my parents.

Jun 27th

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“Yes, I was, uh… I was thinking about ordering the tape, the...”

– Larry David

Jun 27th

I am loving them right now. →

Jun 27th

Jun 26th

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There is a huge rat's nest in my hair

get it out ; ;

Jun 26th

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Jun 25th

Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie are to reunite for a... →

(via fuckyeahstephenfry) FUCKYEAH IS FUCKRIGHT

Jun 25th

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Jun 25th

Observatory

I went to the observatory to-night. The last time I went there was eight years ago, in the fourth grade. I distinctly remember my fourth grade class crammed into their field trip classroom and I distinctly remember a classmate’s blue eyes. She’s going to Harvard in a few months and soon enough, our futures will be lightyears apart. She was always much more intelligent than me and I...

Jun 25th

Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

DON'T FUCKING GET DISNEY AND PIXAR MIXED UP

DISNEY IS THE EPITOME OF FAIL, WITH WHORES AND SLUTS AS THEIR SPOKESPEOPLE. PIXAR IS GENIUS AND IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE LAST COMPANIES WITH ANY SEMBLANCE OF INTELLIGENCE.

Jun 24th